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[Shorty]

Why motorcycles are better than men:

Because your motorcycle will never carry its own spare tire.
When your motorcycle is cold, you can always choke it.
You dont have to cook for your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle wont complain if you dont use protection.
In the morning, your motorcycle wont poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
You can turn the petcock off.
Your motorcycle wont shrink when its cold.
Your motorcycle doesnt care how big your ass is.
And last but not least......
Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.

Have a great day Ladies!

[Rick]

Right back Attcha !


Why Are Motorcycles better then Women ?

Because a motorcycle, any motorcycle, is less expensive than a woman

Your Motorcycle doesn't mind if you call her a hog.

Your Motorcycle is happy with what ever time your spend on her.

A motorcycle doesn't spend your money on useless accessories to wear, and then never wear them.

After riding the same motorcycle for years, you still enjoy riding it.

When you buy your motorcycle a gift, it doesn't say: it's the wrong size or color.

Your bike will take you anywhere you want without complaining.

Your Motorcycle will never leave you for another rider.

You can have as many Motorcycles as you want.

They don't complain about always being on the bottom.

It's cool for them to make loud noises around people.

They turn on with a push of the button.

A Motorcycle doesn't care if it is a smaller size.

The only place your bike wants to be is between your legs.

Motorcycles will give you a good ride everytime you mount it.

When you go looking for rings, they are measured in CC's, not karats.

Motorcycles don't tell you that the last rider was better than you.

Your motorcycle doesn't want to talk after you ride it.

When you get a motorcycle it doesn't come with a mother in law.

When your are done with your motorcycle, it's still worth something.

Because they don't take you to places where you don't want to go.

Because they don't whine about being out all night.

Because they are always grateful for a good lube job day or night.

Because they don't say lets cuddle after a long ride.

You can rub them all over and a motorcycle will never tell you to stop.

When you get done riding your bike, your private parts don't smell bad.

Motorcycles are better that woman because they will take you anywhere.

You never have to wait for a motorcycle.

They're ready to go 24 hours a day.

Motorcycles don't hate their bodies.

Motorcycles understand that riding in circles is better than asking for directions.

Anyone can get a good-looking motorcycle.

Good motorcycles are available everywhere.

The thrill of the ride is never absent on a motorcyle.

You can rev up your Motorcycle with a simple twist of the wrist.

Your buddies will ask you first before they take a ride on your Motorcycle.

When you invest in a Motorcycle, you know you can get your money back.

A Motorcycle doesn't care if you've forgotten the anniversary of the day you first rode it.

A Motorcycle doesn't insist on "protection" before you can ride it.

A Motorcycle can never fool around on you.

Putting larger headlights on your Motorcycle is relatively cheap.

You don't have to spend much when taking your Motorcycle out for a drink.

A Motorcycle won't hide parking tickets from you.

Motorcycles do not pressure you to buy a tank bra to show your commitment.

You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.

You can ride a Motorcycle at any time of the month.

Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

Motorcycles don't mind you wearing your boots while riding.

It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

Motorcycles don't get pregnant.

You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.[/color]

[Shorty]

Alrightie my male friend. Let me put it to you this way. When was the last time your Harley gave you a blow job.....m?
I WIN!

[Rick]

The Harley Gets Me Blow Jobs ..
Because I own a Harley who wins ?

[Shorty]

Nice try but no cookie.
Women dont need a bike to get laid hehe.
Thank you, and have a nice day.

[Rick]

I never said I NEEDED a Harley to get laid ...

or anything else for that matter ..
Maybe for some other guy's that may be the case

I'll bet ya this women would need more than a Harley to get laid

[Shorty]

Ok then, lets play hardball.

A Harley can go for more than one ride in an hour.

Harleys never develop spare tires.

Harleys last longer.

Harleys don't get you pregnant.

A Harley doesn't care what time of month it is.

Harleys don't have parents.

Your Harley will let you know if something is wrong.

Your Harley won't judge your friends.

If your Harley is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.

You won't have to put your Harley through grad school.

If your Harley smokes you can do something about it.

Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time.

One Harley will satisfy you every time.

Your Harley won't ogle other Harleys.

Your Harley won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy Harley.

If your Harley has high mileage, you can just get a new one.

Harleys don't care about breast size.

If your Harley is too soft you can get new shocks.

If your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You don't have to drink beer before your Harley looks appealing.

You can be proud of your Harley regardless of the model.

You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your Harley.

Your Harley won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.

You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get limp.

Your parents won't keep in touch with your old Harley after you dump it.

Harleys always feel like going for a ride when you do.

Harleys don't insult you if you are a novice.

Your Harley never wants a night out alone with the other Harleys.

Harleys don't make you late.

You don't have to primp before riding your Harley.

Your Harley won't complain when you use protection.

If your Harley doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get a disease from a Harley.

Your Harley won't care if you fake it.

Harleys are always ready to stop when you are.

Your Harley has a built in vibrator.

Your Harley doesn't have to show off in front of other Harleys.

Your Harley won't lie to you.

Your Harley doesn't care how heavy you are.

In the morning, your Harley won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.

Your Harley won't shrink when it's cold.

If your Harley can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.

You don't have to cook for your Harley.

Your Harley can't ride around behind your back.

If your Harley is cold you can choke it.

Your Harley is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.

You can keep photos of your old Harleys.

Your Harley would rather go for a ride than watch sports.

Your Harley can go for multiple rides.

Harleys don't need pick-up lines.

You only have to ride your Harley when you want to.

Your Harley won't go for rides by itself.

If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.

Harleys don't snore.

Your Harley will never leave you or break your heart!

You can get a sore butt from riding your Harley and your friends won't make fun of you!

If you take care of your Harley, it will never get to old for you to ride it.

Your Harley will never make you sleep in the wet spot.

You don't necessarily need a shower before and after you take your Harley for a ride.

You aren't expected to blow your Harleys tail pipe.

You can always get a newer model with no hassles.

A Harley is actually valuable.

If your Harley gets bad gas, you don't have to leave or die, just pour in a gas additive.

If you go out without your Harley, it won't ask you where you've been, who you were with, and what you did when you come home.

You don't have to buy beer for your Harley.

You don't have to stroke your Harley to get it to perform. (Oooooo burn)

[Shorty]

lol That is sick! No one is going to want to read this thread after that!

[Rick]

I forgot the Main Reason Didnt I ...

Your Harley Don't Talk Back.....

Maybe you Should have put that in the Ladies Section ...

I can Play this Game all Day Long ...
I CAN Perform for more then an hour

[Rick]

lol That is sick! No one is going to want to read this thread after that!

Yes they will ...
I'm sure the crowd will still find some interest in it


Besides Michelle Didnt see this yet I'm sure she'll help Gang up on me
And God Help Me when HdGirlie closes in

[DragonRider]

Awesom thread...Go get em Rick!!

[Rick]

Thanks Just leave me Hangin out there on my own.....

I'll bet My Harley would help my Sorry Ass out

[vltchkr]

> The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson,
died and went to heaven. At the gates, St Peter told Arthur "Since
you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in
heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
hang out with God."

St Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room,
and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one
who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run
without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me,
but aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention:


1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold
on."

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and
waited for
the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read
it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, "but
according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than
yours."

[Rick]

And this Helps me How .......

[Shorty]

And this Helps me How .......

lol No Schitt. Thanks vltchkr!!